Where is it, sir?
There is nothing here.
Can't see?
Move aside.
Oh, man!
It is right there. Clearly visible.
What's that... a leg... I see hair on it too.
Move, let me have a look.
-You want to see? -Yes.
Come.
Watch out!
See it?
-Did you see it? -No.
Oh, your eyes! Get them tested first!
What is there to be seen?
Am I lying then? I have seen it. It is so clearly visible.
Get down. Get down.
Wait, I will show you.
It is right there!
I will show it. Give me something.
-What shall I give? -Anything, thin and long.
What is there that's long in our house?
Why are you using that?
Why do you worry about this stuff that costs ten rupees?
This isn't your mom's time that it'd be available for ten rupees.
So it is 20 now?
Fifty? Or what, would you pay a hundred for this?
Why are you just watching? Couldn't you tell me?
-Such a big one! -You saw it now?
-Didn't you see it yet? Hit it. -Hit it with what, sir?
-Use your thing and hit it. -I didn't bring it, sir!
-I just came to see first. -You think this is...
-Give it to me, sir! -Hit it!
I will get it now.
Just missed it!
Where did it come from?
Your mother was here last week, right?
She must have brought and left it here.
Does she live in the forest to get a spider here?
Isn't her house called the 'Jungle Villa'?
If it's named so, does she have to live in a forest?
-It is a farm. -Then name it as farm house.
If you had a problem with that name,
why did you go there for a girl?
What do you mean? Did I come there?
Tell the truth. Wasn't it my dad who came?
-You search! -It has gone inside...
My dad went out to catch a bear and ended up at your home.
-Look there. -Yes, sir.
Yes! We have a forest house!
We are forest dwellers. You are a city boy.
What did you achieve in a city all these years?
You know? My father's name commands full respect in entire Kundapura!
He has looked after me like a queen as I am his only daughter.
House in the farm, acres of land, and a lake right next to it.
I left all that and look at me now.
Living in this cubbyhole. If I trip inside, I'll fall outside.
-Sir! -Damn it!
-Sir, I am stuck in traffic, coming. -I always lived a luxurious life.
-I will be there in 15-20-25-30 minutes. -The whole town was ours.
Once I got married to him... I can't even...
She calls it a cubbyhole!
In Bengaluru, in the middle of the city,
you know how difficult it is to get a 20x30 house for rent.
-Difficult. -How many acres was your house?
Four acres?
Four or 40 acres... What difference does it make?
It is a forest. Who the hell owns it!
Did I ever say we will live in a bungalow?
I did not long for a bungalow.
A decent house and a decent husband. That's all!
Am I not decent? Am I not decent?
Well said!
I don't smoke, I don't drink. Home to office and back.
My friends party regularly. I don't even go with them.
How much more decency do you want?
Should I wear a Saree and stay home?
Wow! What a decent husband!
Doesn't even smile.
Always has knots on his brows!
Not even ten minutes of sweet talk.
Taking wife out is a big deal!
-Wait! -TV is my only source of romance!
-What a decent husband! -I am at the signal, sir.
Madam, which part of Kundapura are you from?
-Near Bijoor village. -Go faster, mister!
Famous for fish, right?
-Very famous. -Go slow, man. It is okay.
-Who? No balance from them, sir. -Mackerel?
-Mackerel, seer fish, pomfret... -Okay, sir, bye.
Look here, my boss harasses me in the office...
...and in the evening. It's her!
"We don't have this, we don't have that! I want this, I want that!"
Bring one green, the other isn't there. Bring everything, nothing is fresh.
Bring one grain, the other isn't there. Bring everything, the fridge is small!
With such a demanding wife, how will romance happen?
Look at her! Feel romantic?
If I were so demanding would I live with him for so long?
My father treated me like a queen.
My friends used to say "You are a beauty queen."
"You will get only a king!"
-Look at him. -Let me be!
They used to call me a hero in college.
-Did I get a heroine? -You? A hero?
Hero of which era? From which angle?
Look at that face, hairstyle, and mustache!
Who would call him a hero?
'Hero', they say!
At least I have a fair skin.
So? You mean I am dark?
You tell us. Who is fairer among us?
Why ask him? Don't you know?
I know, I know... You...
Have you gone crazy? What are you doing?
You call me dark in front of everyone?
Madam... Sir...
-You have no respect! -What are you doing...
Sir, please save me.
-That's expensive! -Madam...
If I agree, even now there are many dying to marry me...
Yes. Once married to you, they must die!
You turned my life into hell.
You were lucky to get me as your wife.
-No, no, no! -Or else who would marry a short man!
Short?
Move, man!
Who are you calling 'short'?
-Who are you calling 'short'? -Who else is here than you?
-I will deal with you after work. -I'll be waiting!
Sir, I am in the parking. See me waving my hand?
-Can you wave too? -How long will it take?
-What, ma'am? -How long to catch the spider?
Oh, that! I have to open everything and see.
I will get my boys tomorrow.
-How do I use the kitchen till then? -Don't you worry.
Avoid this area and use this area. It will not come out.
-As if it listens to you! -No...
-I want to ask you something. -What?
You are on TikTok, right?
A flower from the bush.
Yes.
I thought so!
I have seen you.
I'll get it done tomorrow, Ma'am.
You are good!
O singing cuckoo
Why does it sing?
What will you answer to its question?
And like this...
You should tap it. After five minutes,
wash your face with warm water.
The boys are too good But I need a little time
They won't leave you if they like you
They'll melt if you feel hurt
The ones playing should say...
I am... just a toy to play with!
That's all!
I too need a boyfriend
Ma'am, signature...
Where? Here?
Here?
Here.
Extreme hunger has brought them till here.
They can smell a prey nearby.
Last time since the prey escaped,
she has been a little disappointed.
This time she is smarter, wiser,
and waiting in despair.
Watch my new video...
Waiting pays off!
The prey is right in front of it.
It will be a nice meal.
But it is not an ordinary one.
If it uses its horns for defense,
-blood will spew... -No chance. Always some excuse!
If it sprints and rams, the predator has no chance.
Shall we start?
-Just a minute. -Even if it has fear...
...it has no other way.
It has to hunt.
The chase is on and game on!
-Who are you to call me short? -Who are you to call me dark?
When did I say that?
You said, "At least I am fair". What does that mean?
-That I am dark? -What is the big deal?
Then calling 'short' is no big deal.
I knew you would say this. Wait.
Look. Aamir Khan... 5'5".
Salman Khan... 5'6".
Shahid Kapoor... 5'7".
They are all heroes! Can you call them short?
Are there no dusky heroines?
That is not the point!
You insult me in front of others. That's the point!
-Who started it? -Okay, okay, forget it.
I won't say anything! Won't even look at your face.
Do I wait to pick a fight with you?
Leave it... Go. Give me a divorce and go.
I asked for divorce the very next day of marriage.
You can't even hire a lawyer but speak big!
Can't you see I am busy?
Tell your father to get a lawyer.
You need my father for marriage and for divorce!
You can't do even that?
What? A rat?
Who's the rat? Your father is! I am a tiger!
Talking about my capability!
Then go and get a lawyer tomorrow!
I will, I will! Forget your dad, I'll get a lawyer!
-Be ready tomorrow. -I'll be ready to sign.
-Grab a pen. -I had one.
Not had! Take it now!
That's what I said.
-Okay. -Okay!
...learning from experiences of other countries,
the nation is going to take a very important decision today.
Tonight...
From midnight tonight...
In the whole country... Listen carefully...
In the whole country...
From midnight tonight...
The entire country...
will go under a complete lock-down.
To save Hindustan...
To protect every citizen of the country, from midnight tonight,
getting out of the house is completely prohibited.
Impossible, dude. Not 21, I can't stay with her for a single day!
You don't know. She is crazy.
What if she kills me while I am asleep?
Twenty-one days with him?
I can't stay. He is irritating.
I will either go crazy or kill him for sure.
No, dude, I have already crossed Nelamangala toll.
Nelamangala is not so far. Come on, dude!
I was lucky enough that they let me go.
Now if I come back listening to you, that's it.
I too will have to stay back with you for 21 days. Buzz off!
All right, man! It's fine!
Now I know what friendship is! It's okay. Bye!
I don't know all that. Send someone to pick me.
I will take care of the expenses.
Okay, whatever it is, tell me quickly.
Bro, Gedde, I'll go with you, man!
-Please adjust, dude! -Where will I find space for you, man?
My neighbours are here.
-Why are they going with you? -They are not going with me!
I am going in their car.
-Okay, go and die. -Shut it and cut it.
All right then.
Not going anywhere?
No, and you?
Nope.
Seems like nothing is cooked.
Nope.
-Shall we order? -Yes.
What do you want?
Not much.
Couple of Chapatis...
...a little rice...
...and a little curd rice.
-What curry? -Mixed vegetables.
Wait, wait. Get Paneer.
No. Paneer is no good off late.
Baby corn...
Do one thing. Order it yourself.
It's okay. You do it.
You do it.
-It's okay, you do it. -Do it.
Okay.
Why did you order mushroom?
You know I don't eat it, don't you?
You asked me to order. So I did.
Did I ask you to order mushroom?
-You should have done it yourself then. -I was gonna do it!
You kept saying, "No that, no this."
That's why I asked you to do it.
What are you doing now?
Eat and die.
What are you doing? You spilled everything!
-Will your mom come and clean it? -Why would my mom do it?
Why my mom? Call your mom. She will come!
You spill mushroom because you don't like it.
And my mom will come from Kundapura to clean it!
Damn right! She has to come!
Last time she brought a spider and left it here.
-This time it may be a snake or scorpion. -That's too much!
Vasu...
Vasu!
I heard some noise from the hall.
Okay, sleep.
What did you hear?
Like something breaking.
Oh, the power had to fail now?
Hey, where did you go?
Janvi...
Damn you! Give me that.
-The vase has fallen down. -That's what I told you.
-You didn't close the door again! -You came in last.
-Have you ever confessed for a mistake? -Ask yourself the same.
Wait, I will close the door.
Learn to close the door from now on.
Say that to yourself.
You make the mistakes and blame it on others always.
Let that be. But why are we whispering?
Isn't it? Who is here to listen?
Just the two of us at home, right?
Where did you go?
Hey... Janhavi...
You never listen.
Dear... dear...
Whose are these?
Yours. Who else's?
Look, are my feet so big?
What do I know? I don't use this bathroom.
That's right... You haven't used it.
I too didn't use it yesterday.
Then who used it?
Well, that...
Here we have foot prints.
There is spilled milk in the fridge.
Vase has fallen down in the hall.
Peanuts are spilled on the table and the door was open at night.
-We can understand one thing from this. -What?
Last night, there was a thief in the house.
You opened the lock so easily?
How many locks you might have broken!
This is a cheap one for you.
Welcome!
You've landed a rich house today.
Loot first and party next.
Enough turning. Now go do your job.
Gold, platinum, silver...
He took all jewelry...
Put them in.
2000, 500, 100, 50... Took all colorful notes...
Put them in.
Hello! What jewelry?
I have just a chain which is here.
You have pledged the necklace given by my father.
What else did you say? Money?
-Rs 750 for the electricity bill... -All right, all right!
Don't interrupt the flow.
He didn't take any money or jewelry. What did he take then?
-What did he get? -What?
Nike jacket.
Adidas sweatshirt.
Diesel pant.
-All branded. -Which brand?
That Adidas you bought from the roadside?
That's the factory outlet.
He didn't get the outlet. So, he was selling on the pavement.
-You don't interrupt me! -Okay, okay. Continue.
What is that he saw while carrying this house's precious items?
-What? -Peanuts!
Would he leave the nuts alone?
He ate them.
You need water after eating nuts.
Milk spilled? You drink water.
Once the water goes in, it has to come out.
One minute...
This moment...
...is a joyful moment.
You left footprints?
It's okay.
Shouldn't we know that he was here?
So, what did he do? He made the vase fall.
Your job is just breaking the door open.
Not closing it. Get out.
Oh, Sherlock! Nothing is stolen.
The kerchief you blow your nose into? That is not stolen either.
Is that right?
Then who was here?
No thief. Nobody came.
The pest control guy who came yesterday? He wanted to use the wash room.
-Must be his footprint. -Should have told me earlier.
You didn't want me to interrupt!
-Crazy guy! -Yeah, yeah!
Was he wearing shoes?
Why do you let all visitors use the bathroom?
See how he has dirtied it.
Rich people use footwear inside the house but that doesn't mean...
You won't understand! Uncivilised people!
Corona has encompassed the world!
Corona in groceries, Corona in vegetables,
Corona in everything, and Corona everywhere.
Buy them from those you know.
Or eat only what you have.
Nobody will die if they skip a meal.
You wouldn't survive if Corona infects you.
Beware!
Corona has spread everywhere.
You can't shake nor shake it.
Corona is at your doorstep.
So close your doors!
What next?
-Toor Dal. -Toor Dal.
We have about 750 grams.
Lentil curry with 750 grams for the two of us...
...twice a week. It is enough.
What next?
We have only this much of coffee powder.
Coffee powder... That's enough!
Let's do this. One cup per day.
Just black.
-Next? -Green gram.
Green gram? We have enough!
Next? What is it?
Wheat flour.
We have two kilos.
Two kilos for two for two chapatis.
For a size with 70 cm circumference. Enough!
-We have only so much oil. -That is sufficient.
You want me to get a heart attack? Enough.
-We may have half a kilo of black grams. -Show me.
Let me see. Might be 600 grams. Here.
-Pepper. -Enough.
-Cumin powder. -We have enough.
Leave it, I know what it is. Enough.
But what do we do for vegetables?
-We have it in the fridge. -How long will it last?
We should adjust a little. Didn't they say on TV?
If you don't adjust, how will the chain break?
How will the curve flatten?
Crazy woman.
Enough for 21 days. Fixed.
A cup of coffee, please.
No, leave it.
It can jump up to 50 times its body size.
-It weaves its web on... -Sir? The bills?
I will send them from home, sir.
What else, sir?
I will send the report from home, sir!
Don't worry, sir. Don't worry, sir. Okay, sir.
Everyone okay at your home, sir?
Okay, sir. Take care!
Take some ginger and garlic in hot water. They say it is good.
Heard it on TV this morning. Okay, sir.
And, sir... We will get the salary, don't we?
No, sir. Thank you, sir!
Okay, sir!
Okay, sir. Thank you, sir.
Okay, sir. Bye, sir, bye, sir. Thank you, sir!
Only so much from now on.
Why did you waste a plate for that?
Could have given in my hand.
It can map its place in three dimensions.
And it can also plan its attack.
What happened?
Well, just think of it.
Last night the door was open.
Could someone have come in?
Who would come? Do we have an acre wide house...
...to not know if someone enters?
Did you watch a horror movie? Shut it and sleep!
Okay.
But there is still a possibility, right?
If someone unknown to us...
Hey.
It has been three days since the lock-down.
The number of affected people in the state has risen to four.
Last time, there were eight infected.
So, have the numbers started to decrease?
If you think so, you are being foolish.
Because it might rise from four to 400,000.
-And from 400,000... -Do you understand?
Just do as I say.
You will neither get Corona nor cholera.
Guruji...
Just a moment, I'm on a call.
Did you understand?
What is it? A mask?
Stuff it in!
I meant 'thick', yeah.
Mask should be thick always.
If you keep it thick...
Safety is important. I will talk to you tomorrow.
Okay, okay.
Tell me, Vasu...
-Namaste, Guruji.-Namaste.
-How are you? -I am fine. How about you?
-I am fine by your grace. -Good.
I have been trying to call you since morning.
-What happened? -Nothing, Guruji.
-I've been feeling strange for the last two days. -Strange?
There is solution for everything. What is your problem?
Well...
It feels like there is someone right next to me.
If I turn to look, there is nothing.
As if someone is using my stuff...
-It feels wet, Guruji. -Wet?
I mean my tooth brush...
-Oh, brush! -Like...
Someone is calling me...
You hear that?
-What? -Did you?
It's kind of strange. No peace at all.
I am not at peace, Guruji.
Hey, dear...
It is not 78. I got it here.
It is Rs.78.50. Tell him. Let us sit with Shetty for accounts.
You proceed, Vasu.
What is happening, Guruji?
Well...
I see there is definitely something in your house.
What is in my house, Guruji?
Do you have a Pooja room?
-Yes... No. -No?
Don't be scared because I'm going to tell you this.
If there is no God at home, what else would be there?
Of course, a ghost!
But there is a photo of God!
You think a mere photo has any effect?
There has to be an idol at home.
It should be installed.
You have to worship it every day.
Now and then you should do religious rites.
There are so many such things. You won't understand!
What should I do now, Guruji?
What can we do now?
You have a phone, don't you?
Show your house through the phone. I will tell you what to do.
Okay... One minute.
Go on now!
-Guruji, this is the house. -Looks like 2-BHK.
This is the living room. This is the main door.
-All right. -This is the fish tank.
-Fish tank. -My wife likes it.
-Happy for you. -These are hand-crafted artefacts.
What is this, Vasu, a home?
If you have such stuff, why wouldn't you have ghosts at home!
-Guruji, it is an ancient Greek... -Greek!
Guruji, this is modern art...
depicting the human desire and misery.
Get on with it!
Guruji, see how the police are beating!
-This side is kitchen. -Wait, wait.
-Go back... - What?
That corner... Move to your left.
-Here? -There... Right there!
-It is right there, Vasu... -What is there, Guruji?
Standing right there, that monster! Damned thing!
-Where, Guruji? -Your eyes can't see that...
Go a little further...
Vasu...
Something big has gotten into your house.
Get back, get back. It will get to know...
-...because we're talking about it! -What should I do, Guruji?
Do you have Google Pay or Phone Pe?
-I have both, Guruji. -Oh, you have both?
Pay 5000 from one and 5000 from the other...
-Why, Guruji? -You will get cashback from both, right?
That is okay, but why 10,000?
How else to chase out the bad force?
Can I come to your house and do it during the lock-down?
I will chase it online from here. You just pay.
Will you do the ritual from there?
I have done it for houses in London and America.
Can't I do it for a house in the next street?
In such matters, do not think twice. Pay quickly.
-Only 10,000, right, Guruji? -10,000, Vasu...
-I will call you back, Guruji. -What? Vasu...
What are you looking at?
Okay, come and help me in the kitchen.
Come on!
God!
Murthy sir?
Vasu, how are you?
-I am fine, sir. -What are up to during the lock-down?
-Just avoiding meeting anyone, sir. -Good, good.
-Better to maintain distance in these times. -Yes, sir.
This is not Corona, our Karma.
Yes, sir. I think so too.
-Didn't go out anywhere? -No, sir.
Decided not to go out anywhere for 21 days.
Same here. Didn't step out so far.
Today I got a little bored.
I told my wife that I was gonna have a chat with you.
She opened the door. I came out.
-Thank you, sir! -Actually...
...I have a lighter...
...but don't have its companion.
I am used to a little luxury.
Suddenly when there is a lock-down, how do I cope?
It has been two days since I smoked.
-Got a cigarette? -Oh, sir!
When did I ever smoke, sir?
Hey, Vasu...
I smell it from your bathroom every day!
Sir... that bathroom?
The heater's wire shorts often.
You might have smelt that.
Don't I know the difference between a wire and a cigarette?
I have been smoking for 40 years.
-Well, sir... -Who is it?
-Namaste. -Namaste.
Just one...
Sir, I swear, I don't smoke.
Just the two of us are here.
Neither of us smoke. Tell him!
What? Cigarette?
-Is xxxx okay? -Definitely, definitely!
-Just a minute. -Sure.
Hey, Vasu, you lied to me?
Great guy!
-Take only one. -One is good for now.
Hey, do you smoke?
For TikTok videos!
-You say it so calmly! -Vasu...
I will smoke this here itself.
At home I have to answer to a hundred questions.
Don't you get bored at home during Corona times?
Yes, but what to do?
Did you watch TV?
Police are beating up people.
If you go out by chance, they will beat you to pulp.
-You better don't go then! -Oh no, no.
Do thank her for the smoke.
I'll take two more puffs.
Are you not ashamed? When did you start smoking?
I told you already. It is only for TikTok videos.
-Leave that alone and think about this. -Think about what?
Look. Everything is empty. I can't adjust anymore.
I bought everything according to the list.
Your list is meaningless.
Can't you put something and adjust?
There is salt, I'll mix in water. Will you drink?
If you want food, go bring the grocery.
What are you saying? Are you kidding? Should I go out?
Don't you know? Every day 2-3 cases...
...the police are beating up people.
I should go out? I will not!
Okay, I will go.
It is okay, I will go.
You or me, it is the same.
Whether you bring the virus or me, it is the same.
I don't want to hear people say, "He stayed home and sent her."
Give me the bag.
If I am late by half an hour,
consider that I am in the hospital.
Inform my mother.
Okay.
If something happens, you can go for one more...
One more what?
Marriage.
Okay, then.
Do you have anything to say?
-Say it. -Shut it and get the grocery.
Who are you?
It is me... Dude Maga.
Who?
TikTok star Dude Maga.
Is it you?
Dude... Maga!
Urmila, Uru-Urmila Your perfume spreads in the town
I can't take it anymore I surrender, can't stay without you
My head is going helter-skelter
I love you so much, my dear
My heart is yours, my dear
Leave me be, leave me be Just let me be, let me be
Hear, dear?
You'll run away if I let you go
Otherwise how will be a Daddy?
Feels like fever's taking over my body
And then I'll become a Daddy
Hold on, hold on, hold on a bit Hold on, hold on, hold on
Hold it, hold it, hold it a bit Hold it, hold it, hold it
Tell me the truth. Do you like me or not?
I do like you...
...when you are a good friend and behave a cute kid,
just that.
Don't you wanna spend your life with me?
Such a risk, with a kid!
No way!
Oh, my dear drum
What is it, your doldrums?
Telephone girlfriend Welcome, welcome
My heart is your kingdom, kingdom
-Hey, what are you saying? -Sorry, Mom, not you.
Awesome! I saw your video. It was super.
-Thank you! So was yours. -But not as good as yours.
-Janvi, if you don't mind, can I ask something? -Ask...
-Can I call you Jaanu? -Okay!
-I'll ask you something, don't say no! -What?
-Send your address. Got a surprise... -What surprise?
Would it be a surprise if I say it? A surprise you've never seen in life!
Surprise!
You look so different in real...
from TikTok videos.
How did you get in?
That day... I returned from Mysore.
The door was open.
In order to surprise you...
I entered silently.
You were not to be seen.
What I saw...
was just a picture of you and your husband.
That was the day I understood you are married.
I felt cheated.
I wanted to return right then.
But suddenly, your beautiful voice
pulled me towards the bathroom.
Hearing your sweet voice,
I lost myself.
When would you get out wet?
How do I surprise you?
I was thinking and waiting...
But suddenly...
"Janvi... Mrs. Janvi?"
Somebody called you.
Janvi... Mrs. Janvi?
When you are alone, if I show up in your bedroom,
it would be wrong...
So, I hid myself in the next room.
But you left with her.
While going out, you locked me in.
I kept waiting and waiting...
...waiting... waiting...
waiting... waiting for you...
...and slept off.
But you never turned up.
Only your husband showed up.
And then I couldn't go anywhere and I stayed back.
You should have left after that!
I did...
After you two fought and slept...
I left... I went out.
Outside there were only police or dogs.
I don't know anyone here or any place.
With nowhere to go, I came back in.
So, were you the one who made the vase fall?
Yes...
Where were you all these days?
In the wardrobe during the day.
At night, under the cot.
After you two slept,
I would look for food...
in the fridge and kitchen.
Everything was empty.
So, you will be here for the next 21 days?
No!
-Eighteen days only. -No way.
-Leave now. -Jaanu...
-Don't call me Jaanu! -Okay.
Janvi...
It's been three days since I ate.
Please give me something to eat.
What is that stink?
It is me...
Three days since I bathed.
Maybe that's why you are not recognizing me.
First, go and take a shower!
I don't have an underwear.
Doesn't your husband use briefs?
This is all there is. Take it or leave it.
I like red.
Can't you shut up and bathe?
It was three days since I took bath.
The moment water fell on me I felt like singing.
Now I will shut up.
Fries...
No fries.
Pickles...
Hey... Get out now!
Now...!
Nonsense. Take everything!
Take it. Quick!
Get lost!
How long to open the door?
Close it... Close it...
-Give it. -Don't touch me...!
First, I have to bathe. Move.
Wash everything with salt water.
Whose is this?
Underwear with a beak!
Must be yours, who else?
I don't wear V-shape.
You know that.
I don't use that bathroom at all. How would I know?
Who else knows?
I know, you know?
Guruji... well...
Do ghosts wear underwear?
Have you heard of or seen a naked ghost?
-No. -No, right?
If they wear clothes, they must wear underwear, right?
-Logic! -Right?
Do one thing. Send it immediately.
-The underwear? -10,000, man!
Today you got an underwear.
Who knows what is next?
Do not delay, send immediately.
-10,000, right? -Yes, Vasu...
-I will call you later. -Do it, Vasu, please...
Are you crazy?
Why don't you throw this trash away than keeping it on the table?
Telling you is of no use.
Why did this man come back?
Vasu...
I saw you in the morning going out, dressed like a robot.
I had to get grocery.
-How is it outside? -Everything is empty.
How come you have an empty glass?
This? This is like me!
Empty now and then.
Vasu, see how the government is cheating us.
Grocery shops are open.
Milk dairy, vegetables, everything is available.
Except the essential product.
-Can I get some? -What?
-Product... -Have you gone mad?
-I don't drink. -I know about you.
-Ask your wife. -I don't drink, nor does she.
-Ask once, you won't get Corona. -She is my wife.
-I know about her well. She doesn't drink. -Uncle.
Is xxxx okay?
-Okay, definitely. -One minute.
And a cigarette with that.
When you are thirsty, don't ask for mineral water.
Even hot water is fine!
-Uncle, is one large okay? -Yes, sure.
-Thank you! -Hold it for a minute.
Quick, please!
Enough for now.
-Take just one. -One will do.
Do you drink?
-This is also for TikTok. -Can't you drink Cola for that?
Does Cola give you a kick?
-You... -Vasu... Come here.
Take it, hold it. One minute.
What is happening?
-You have to say. -You know what happened today?
What?
A Covid team visited the neighbouring house.
-Why? -To take away their son.
Why? He had Corona?
They suspect he has it and took him.
His house has been sealed.
Poor fellow.
Do you know who gave the information?
Who?
-It was me. -Why? Did you suspect he had it?
Yes. I had a suspicion that he is after my daughter.
So, I tipped them off and they took him.
Till the result is out, he'll be stuck in quarantine.
Who knows then? He might even get Corona in quarantine!
He won't be Viresh then. He will be Virus.
As far as I know, it was not Viresh who was after your daughter.
Wasn't it Ganesh, son of Sampath?
-Is that right? -Yes.
-Is it Ganesh? -Yes.
Rascal!
Hello! Is it the Asha workers?
My neighbour here...
I'll be back in a minute.
I have a neighbour called Ganesh. We suspect he has Corona...
Hey, hey, hey! Have you started drinking too?
Is that all or is there something else too?
What else?
It could be the usual, drugs and so...
If I show drugs on videos...
-They will arrest me. -Otherwise you would have?
One, two, three...
four, five, six...
Look here...
Two for me, two for you,
two more for who?
For me. I am hungry.
As per the list you eat only two.
-Why? Didn't you have lunch? -I did.
Now I am hungry.
Tell me if you don't want it. I will eat this too.
-I want it. -Then eat it while it is hot.
Okay.
Hey, take it. Eat.
Quick!
Slowly.
How do I do that? I have forgotten how to eat.
Slowly, she says!
-What are you doing? -Looking for my skipping rope.
-Can't find it. -It isn't here.
-Where else will it be? -In our bedroom.
Why would it be there?
I remember well. I used it last year and kept it here.
-It has to be here... -I said it is not here.
I am saying I kept it here last year.
I am saying I took it.
-So where is it? -It is in our bedroom.
-That green rope? -Yeah.
-Yellow handle? -Yeah.
Yes, the same one!
Where in our room?
You know the drawer under the wardrobe? It is in that.
Why can't you leave it in one place?
-Didn't you find any other place? -Where do I go?
-It is not here... -It is right here.
-Where are your clothes? -Mosquitoes are there under the cot.
It is hot in here and there is no fan.
-No air cooler? -Quiet!
Didn't I say it will be here?
It is here...
I will work out rigorously today.
-Put on some clothes. -Breakfast?
Why do you ask? He asks for coffee early in the morning.
Then breakfast and coffee again!
Lunch and then again he wants coffee.
Evening snacks and again coffee!
After dinner I sit for a while. He wants coffee again!
I get too tired and go to the room.
He doesn't leave me alone even then!
It used to be 3-4 times a month. Now, it is 3-4 times a day!
Your problem is nothing compared to mine.
Is there a bigger problem than a husband?
My problem is not my husband!
-Another guy. -Another guy? Who is it?
Not like that. I just did it for time pass.
That guy took it seriously and came home!
He doesn't know anyone here. So he is hiding in our house.
What else?
All well at home?
What is for breakfast?
I am yet to make.
Make two extra Chapatis.
Yes, yes.
Did he leave?
What do I do? Give me a solution.
Tell your husband everything.
To my husband? Don't even joke!
He will take the opportunity to call my parents
and create a big ruckus!
Then do one thing.
Anyway you don't like your husband. Kill him.
Your lover boy will help you.
What?
Idea is good, but will not work. Other options?
Then kill your lover.
-Food? -Yes, eat this.
Eat it! Take it!
Eat! Take this and eat!
What is that?
-Clothes. -For who?
-For the poor. -Good.
Don't suggest impossible solutions.
Why not? I would have done it.
You are a psycho. Hang up!
-Boil three eggs. -No eggs at home.
No protein for the body today. Okay.
Corona is like an invisible enemy.
Who knows who it will strike next!
Everyone is like a soldier in this regard.
Everyone should fight against Corona like soldiers.
That doesn't mean you must fight in a battlefield.
Stay at home and defeat this enemy.
Do not leave your home for anything.
Go out, and you are gone forever!
Don't let anyone inside.
If you do, it is like inviting Corona in.
Don't go anywhere. Don't let anyone in.
Stay home and keep it shut...
The door, I mean.
Who is it?
-Who is it? -You are Vasu, aren't you?
It's me, Uncle Karna.
-Who? -Karna...
-Corona? -Not Corona. Karna.
Karna as in Mahabharata. Son of Kunti... Karna.
Sorry, I don't know any Uncle Karna.
Hey, you have forgotten me!
Your mother is Savithri, isn't it?
You know her maternal aunt Rajalakshmi?
Her daughter Kuntlakshmi...
Dark and limping around?
I am her elder brother Karna.
Call your mother and ask.
One minute...
Don't let strangers in.
Wait, I will ask mom.
Greetings! If you are suffering from cough, fever, or breathing issues,
call Apthamithra Helpline Number at 14410 or the National Helpline Number at 1075.
Cover your nose and mouth properly while wearing a face cover or mask.
Follow hands and breathing hygiene.
Issued in public interest by the Government of India.
-It's not connecting. -Just ask him to leave.
-How do I tell him? -Move.
Sorry, we do not know who Uncle Karna is.
-Please leave. -Hey, hey, Vasu, come here.
How can you forget?
Didn't we used to play with tops?
I used to make you play. I used to even call you top.
You would call me Uncle Karna.
How would you forget all that?
Now don't tell me you forgot this as well.
When you went swimming as a kid, you lost your pants!
I put you on my shoulder and protected your honor
and took you home safely after roaming the whole town!
Did you forget all that? I haven't forgotten.
You have a mole on your bum. Check it.
Hey! On the left side.
I can understand.
It has been a long time.
How would you recognise?
You look the same!
Except you have a mustache now.
Is it hot water? I don't drink cold water.
I have an itchy throat since yesterday.
It has been a long time since I left town.
I have been a vagabond.
I have seen the jail too!
I have changed now!
I've completely changed!
Now I only think of God, temple, etc...
I stay in an ashram near Bengaluru.
Now that you have this Corona-girona...
Everyone in the ashram left for their relatives' homes.
I was thinking where to go.
I remembered Vasu. So I came here.
I couldn't get an auto either. I came walking.
How did you find our home address?
A vagabond has all addresses.
Wait, I will show you.
Vasude...
This is your address and phone number, isn't it?
Not just that...
I have that bum Mukka's number too.
This is your maternal uncle Raghava's.
-He died two years ago! -Is it? Why do I need it then?
Look here. I have rowdy Koli Manja's number.
Why do I need all these?
Don't you worry. I will not trouble you.
You won't even know I exist. I will stay like that.
Come on, Uncle. You don't have to...
Feel free at home. Stay as long as you want.
What happened, Uncle?
I came walking... There was no auto.
My eyes are going dark because of the sun.
My head is splitting.
My head is reeling...
Uncle, shall I make some coffee?
Why do you take the trouble, dear?
That's no trouble. No problem...
Will you make it? Make it strong.
Don't add more milk.
And don't forget the sugar.
-I have no diseases. -Okay, Uncle.
So? What else? How is life?
You have a really nice house...
...and your wife too.
Looks okay.
No kids, that is the only issue.
If that also happens, home would be full!
Are you doing something about it?
We have plans.
I am asking about your work.
-I am a senior manager. -Pays you well?
Getting it, every month.
You remember the weird Chitra, your neighbour?
I thought you would get married to her!
You eloped with her, right?
Uncle, why rake it up now? She is happily married.
Doesn't she know?
I forgot to tell you. I need it hot.
-It is hot. -Okay.
It is hot!
Good coffee!
Tell me about this mute fellow. He takes good care of you?
Any complaints? Like charging or kicking?
-Nothing like that. -How is it possible?
Boys from our side are like this.
Gentlemen like me...
What... what happened, Uncle?
You see, I drank coffee on empty stomach.
Gastric issue. My stomach feels bloated.
Uncle, let me cook something.
-You can do it later, dear. -Okay.
Oh, my...
I will cook some rice.
Yes, please.
Just a little.
-A little more. -Fries?
I'm so tired!
The food was good. Salt was a little less.
Just that it totally lacked the spicy taste...
But it was superb!
If you don't mind, dear...
I have a habit of drinking coffee after lunch.
You know, right? Strong coffee.
Less milk, more sugar.
Okay? Send it to my room.
This is my room, right?
Didn't you have any other relatives in Bangalore?
-He has to come here? -What is the problem?
It's just the two of us.
What difference would one more person make?
-It is not like that. -Then how?
I know... It's because he is my uncle.
At this age, he is going through so much!
I have a gut wrenching feeling when I look at him.
He can stay here for as long as he wants.
Coffee is boiling. Pour it into a cup.
Are you crazy? What are you doing here?
What do I do? I am hungry. There is nothing in the fridge.
Who is that oldie? Why did you get him here?
He is coughing and driving me mad. When is he leaving?
When are you leaving?
Where shall I go? Outside it's either police or dogs.
-I don't have anyone here. -Okay, okay.
Don't come out like this. I will be caught.
-You leave first. -I will be in the living room.
Okay, go.
Dude... Dude...
What is it at this hour?
-Who is it for? -Uncle...
-I had to feed Dude. -Dude?
Dude... cat!
Cat? At this hour?
-I forgot earlier. -Let me feed him.
-It is okay-- -Just give me some coffee, dear.
My cough has increased.
It is because I had curd rice for lunch!
You go. I will feed him.
Dude...
A cat eats so much?
Is it a cat or a tiger cub?
This must be enough.
Dude...
If you come soon, you'll get food, or you'll only eat breakfast tomorrow.
Vasu...
Vasu!
Uncle is coughing a lot.
-Give him some water. -Not like that!
What else?
What if he has Corona?
Come on, you!
He is old, so he is coughing.
Give him some hot water, please.
Because it is him, he is living with such cough.
We may not even live that long.
Dear! Don't you think we should have children?
Who will take care of us when we near the end?
Your own don't even care.
If we don't have kids during lock-down, when else will we have?
Horrible cough. Could not sleep the whole night!
-Why do you cough so much? -The usual...
I get it every four days.
The effect of games I played in my youth.
Oh! I forgot to give this...
This is the Prasada of our Ashram. You are lucky to get it.
Only VIPs get it. Take it.
You take it too. May you have children soon.
Hail Lord Shiva! Lord Mahadeshwara!
Wow! What is this? It is so good!
Cashew, raisins, almond...
What is this, Uncle?
-A clove? -What is it doing there?
That's my toothpick. I've been looking for it since yesterday.
Do many people visit your Ashram?
Ah! Now you ask!
You know from where people come to our ashram?
America, England, Australia, China...
China?
-People from China too? -Yes, there was a guy last time.
He even brought me a gift.
Look at this phone. It looks small like him.
His name is...
Chu Kaak Long, I think.
Nobody could understand him.
But while going back, he was very dull.
Don't know what happened!
Oh, my dear Why do you fear?
Am I not near? Come here
Wherever you shall go
I'll be with you in every scene
Oh, my dear Why do you fear?
May I show you my power?
I came flying behind you
I will stay back for good with you
That's what I said!
-Hey, Buguri... -What?
I liked the fragrance of your soap and took it. Here.
And then? Oh, he died just for that? Poor fellow!
Buguri, can you get my clothes washed?
-Keep it there. I'll take it. -Why there? Take it...
I will wear you, tire you, and haunt you
I will heat you in the cold
Keep distance from Uncle. Don't touch him.
Buguri, a little coff...
I will be in the room, send it.
How much longer can we wait?
Ask him to get checked.
How can I tell him?
What if it shows negative?
Won't we lose our face?
Can we show him our face?
What if it turns out positive? Think about that.
If he gets it, we might also have it.
We'll be quarantined too! They will empty the house.
After that neither my family nor your family will visit.
Even if we die, nobody will come to see us. Think!
-What are you doing? -Thinking.
Enough thinking! Give this to him.
Towel!
Protect me, my Lord! Make sure nothing happens to me.
Buguri, you brought coffee?
Give it, man!
Uncle, I have to ask you something.
-Tell me. -Your health is deteriorating.
So?
-Why don't you get tested once? -What?
-You think I have Corona? -No, Uncle, I didn't mean that...
Then why is your monkey face covered? Remove it.
I just washed my face. So wiping it.
Hey! I know everything.
I know what is on both your minds.
Your wife suggested it?
She doesn't like me staying here since the day I arrived.
Not just her, you also think the same way!
Look here, in our clan...
many generations have gone by.
Did anyone... so far...
get Corona?
Tell me!
-Mm-mm. -Then? It's the same with me.
This is just a cold. It will subside in four days.
Your wife makes such bland food.
That is why it is taking time.
Ask her to make spicy leafy curry
and hot ragi balls.
If my cold doesn't disappear in two days,
then you ask me.
Why are you here still? Go and tell her.
Oh, Lord!
Did you tell him? What did he say?
He wants spicy leafy curry.
Also ragi balls.
Hey, Sandeep.
Where were you from morning?
Not to be seen!
In which corner?
Are you okay?
You will be all right!
But me...
I am not good.
I am in lock-down within a lock-down.
You know it, don't you?
I am struggling for a single meal.
Look at you. You eat everything available.
Not an hour of proper sleep for me!
You are sleeping even now!
Hey, Sandeep!
My life has become hell even while I'm alive.
I have no one to talk to except you!
I came here to get my love
but my life got wasted!
I can't take it anymore.
I will come out one day...
Let anyone see me, anything happen... I will face it.
I tolerated everything so far being Dude Maga.
From now on...
I will be Rude Maga.
By the way, did you eat?
I haven't...
Sandeep!
What is this, man?
I asked for leafy curry
but she has fried curry leaves.
Why? All right, serve it...
What is this? A ragi ball?
It should be hard. Not slimy like this.
It should rebound like a ball if you throw it against a wall.
Buguri, eat a ragi ball every day.
You look soft like butter.
They say, one ball a day, a ball all day!
Cook every day and feed him.
Pour some more of that curry.
What is this?
Be careful while serving. Tell your wife.
Sorry, Uncle...
Go... Go...
What happened to you, dear?
She is like that sometimes.
She gets possessed at times. You eat, please.
A little curry...
Have you gone crazy?
Didn't I tell you not to come out? You want to die?
Kill me. With your own hands.
I can't live like this anymore.
Either kill me or let us elope.
What are you saying? Have you lost it?
Come before I lose it.
Let us elope. Your husband is just a band.
He doesn't care for you nor he loves you. You are not...
Speak softly!
You are not made for each other.
You are made for me.
I will treat you like a queen.
Janu is like honey to me.
But he is a phony. Leave him.
Let us get married... live!
Dude Maga weds Angel Janvi.
We can make videos every day!
Sitting, standing, sleeping, and laughing... Wow!
Nobody can stop us.
Our videos will go viral!
Your fans and my fans will get together and cheer us.
Dude Maga... Janvi. Dude Maga...
Shut up! You are crossing the limit. Leave now!
No, I won't leave.
Make me stand in front of them.
I am not scared. Or come, let's us go to Shimoga.
Why Shimoga?
My father has a hotel there.
-I will... -Janvi...
Die here!
Serve some rice to uncle.
For how long has it been going on?
Since the lock-down began.
Initially, I thought it was a ghost.
Then Janvi started acting strange.
-Strange? -Strange.
Like, cooking more.
If I ask her, she gets angry.
"Why do you care? My tummy, my hunger", she says.
She would have eaten just then.
In five minutes, she'd be eating again.
Have you observed? We are just three in the house.
But there will be four plates in the sink.
Does anyone eat in two plates?
She does, you see!
Three times four is 12, you and me... Two threes are six.
Six plates for her!
We used to fight earlier as well.
But now she is not like herself...
Acts like the daughter of Jayamma.
-Who is Jayamma? -Her mother.
I feel scared to talk to her.
I had a doubt from day one.
As if someone is pushing me...
and asking me to leave.
Now, it is in the form of your wife.
I will take care of it!
What should I do now?
You're lucky I am around.
-Do you have lemon at home? -Yes, why?
Useless! I asked for salt and sweet but you gave me sweet and salt.
Here. Buy all the items from this list.
Can't we reduce a little?
Okay.
-That is your place from now on. -Why?
What if I get Corona from you?
Stay away from me.
Should I sleep here for that?
Otherwise go sleep next to your uncle.
-Why the hell should I sleep on the floor? -You must!
All right. All right, then.
So be it.
Do you think I am used to luxury?
Growing up, I faced a lot of challenges.
My life's been painted in struggles.
Sleeping on the floor is good for the back.
Ask the Orthopedic Chandru if you want. Switch off the light.
What happened?
-Nothing. -Shall I come up?
That is why they say you need husband for courage.
Sleep now.
Hi, Vasu!
A little milk in this, a little alcohol in this.
-In the morning? -There's no morning or night in lock-down.
Everything is the same, right?
Who is it, Buguri?
Our neighbour. Mr. Murthy.
This is my uncle, Karna.
-Corona? -Not Corona.
Karna. Ka...
-Karna. -Hey, Vasu...
-I will come later. -Did you get it?
Karna, son of Kunthi in Mahabharata.
Son of Kunthi, Karna.
Mahabharata started on DD-1.
I will come later, Vasu!
-Come, let us watch together. -Oh, God.
Heeding to the PM's words, the whole nation today has expressed
gratitude to the Corona warriors by banging plates and vessels.
Go, Corona, go!
Buguri, hit it harder!
Corona should leave from all corners. Louder!
Go!
Go... Go, Corona, go!
Go, Corona, go!
-Vasu. -What?
Hey! What?
-Vasu, I have to tell you something. -Tell me.
Vasu, in this house...
There is someone else in the house.
Uncle, what happened?
-What happened, Uncle? -Buguri...
When I was asleep,
it felt like someone tried to choke and kill me.
Look. Look.
I knew there was someone else here.
-Didn't I tell you, Uncle? -Yes, you did.
Why don't you relax a little?
Do you want some water?
Relax. Breathe in... Breathe out.
There is an evil soul in this room.
Whatever we do, we should do it quickly.
Did you buy everything from the list?
Yes, Uncle.
Where are you going, Uncle?
Wonderful! After all this, you want me to sleep here and die?
I don't mind sleeping on the floor.
Life is important than bed, right?
And you. Come out soon and close the door.
The problem lies here!
May the troubles go away
May they leave soon
O, spirits, Finish your party and get out now
Let the bad times pass Let the good times start
What are you doing?
Can't you see? Uncle is performing a ritual.
Bad forces in the house must be driven out.
-Don't disturb. Go. -Do whatever and die.
May all types of ghosts be driven out
We need grocery, go and get it.
Can I leave halfway here?
Are you kidding me?
-Who else will get it? -You go.
Aren't there women outside?
Police don't beat women.
May the troubles go away May they leave soon
O, spirits, Finish your party and get out now
Let the bad times pass Let the good times start
May all the negative energy here Turn positive
May all types of ghosts be driven out
All you ghouls, Your games end now
May luck bombard you From all directions
May you have peace of mind
Sorry, honey, I only made two cups. Here, Uncle.
How is the coffee, Uncle?
Strong with less milk and more sugar.
This is how coffee should be!
After doing all of this, one definitely needs such coffee.
What happened?
Uncle, shall I tell her?
The ghost is trapped.
He is that ghost.
He was hiding in our house all these days without our knowledge.
-What do we do now? -What is there to do?
Police have been informed. They are on the way.
You will be taken care of...
What?
I can't hear you.
Remove the gag. Let us hear him out.
Should I take it out? Should I? Wait.
-Janu... -Janu?
Janu? Give it to me... Janu?
Did you call me Janu?
Hey, calm down.
-What do you think of yourself? -Stop it!
What do you think? My husband himself doesn't call me Jaanu.
A thief calling me Jaanu?
-How dare you? -Enough...
You're built like a buffalo! Can't you earn and eat?
-I will kill you. -Leave him. He might die.
Leave me!
-Let me go... -Come on. Come on!
-I will kill him. -Bring her.
What happened to you?
I am okay.
Police should have been here by now.
Call them again and check.
-Hello, sir. -Who is it?
I'd called you about a thief earlier.
What is it?
This is Vasu. I had called two hours ago.
You said you would come in half an hour.
You dog! Where is your mask? Where is your mask?
Catch him... Put a mask on him.
Kick his ass, I say.
Tell me, what is your address?
Nisarga apartments, second floor.
Lift is switched off. So take the stairs. Take a right, and second house.
Do something. We are busy here.
Bring him to the station yourself.
-Sir, sir... -What happened?
They are busy and asked us to take him there.
Is he a vegetable sack to carry? He is bloody heavy.
What do we do now?
Going out is risky in these times.
TV news say police also have virus.
-What else should we do? -I don't think he is a thief.
He would have stolen something if he were a thief.
He looks like a poor orphan.
He might have come here because of the lock-down.
Why don't we do this? Scold him, advise him,
-warn him and let him go? -Are you kidding me?
You forgot everything he did?
He tried to kill my uncle.
Who knows. He might have planned to kill all of us.
We will put him behind bars.
Uncle, come on. Let us borrow Mr. Murthy's car and go.
Let him go. Why take the risk?
Let us say we let him go. Any guarantee that he won't return?
-He won't return. -How do you know?
Why are you taking his side?
Two minutes back you beat him up. Now you talk like this.
Are you crazy? Understand this.
A thief belongs in jail.
-Uncle, let us go. -He is no thief.
I know him.
He is my TikTok video partner.
We used to chat at times.
He took it seriously and thought I loved him.
So, he wanted to surprise me and came home.
And then the lock-down happened.
I really didn't know he was here.
When I saw him, I told him clearly
that there was nothing between us and he had misunderstood me.
I even asked him to leave. But he... It was a lock-down too.
He requested me that he would stay since he knew nobody here.
Please, Vasu, promise, I swear.
I never thought it would blow up in my face.
Vasu, I promise, I will never do it again.
I knew this was my mistake. I tried to tell you many times.
But I thought you would mistake me.
Vasu, I will not use that app, I promise.
I have already deleted that app from my phone.
Promise, Vasu, promise... Please.
Oh, where did he go?
Where is the thief?
Can't call him a thief! He's a home-wrecker!
Where is he? Look over there.
Not even there? How strange!
What are you looking at? Come!
Push him. Push him!
Now come on, run!
Close the door...
-Close it, quick! -I can't!
The world is a journey
Filled with beautiful dreams
Life is a story
Filled with beautiful memories
Let's sing together
Let's steal some hearts
Let us laugh together
Dance and have fun
Our life is full of wonders
Why hesitate to share happiness?
Look for the spring of love
Within you
Open up the desires
In your heart
Forget the worries
About tomorrow
Remember the strength
Of your luck
Look for satisfaction in what you have
And lead from the front
The rhythm of the coming days
Is sweet for sure
Look for the spring of love
Within you
Open up the desires
In your heart
Cheat not with sweet words
Don't fall behind greed
To suffer
Don't lose courage By looking at hard times ahead
Never lose in the path of success
What happened to him? Seizures?
I don't know. Could be a stroke.
Spider!
Oh, the spider must have stung him.
Oh, God. I've been beaten black and blue.
-Buguri, won't you say anything? -What?
You're acting like nothing's happened.
If I am alive today, it's because of my luck.
Otherwise, because of that idiot, my last rites would be going on.
And you ask, "What?"
Homewrecker! Throw her out.
She is not fit to live with you.
Filth. Filth! Can't even say it!
Married woman having fun with other men!
Never had such women in our clan.
Buguri, you don't worry.
Until I find you a nice girl to marry, I'll stay right here.
I will wash clothes, cook,
do the dishes, and do everything. You don't worry.
All you have to do is this.
Divorce her and throw her out.
Are you done? Will you shut up for a while?
Look, she is telling me to shut up. How dare she!
Vasu, I have told you everything.
I know it's my mistake.
But I didn't do it deliberately.
If you still don't trust me, tell me.
I will go out right now. I will sign wherever you want me to.
Buguri!
You tell me, Vasu.
-Tell her. -Vasu...
I understand.
Buguri, the evil is gone!
Whatever happens is for good!
Hello!
Where are you?
I am coming home.
I'm coming alone.
I will explain later. Hang up.
You don't worry at all.
Everything happens for good.
You continue to be like a mute spectator.
Where are you going?
This is your home.
The one who came as a guest will leave as a guest.
-You go inside. -Who is the guest, Buguri?
Me? Am I a guest?
I am your uncle.
I am your well-wisher. Ask your mother.
-This one is a home-wrecker. -She is my wife!
Be careful when you talk about her.
We may have a lot going on but I know very well she's not like that.
Leave this house before I lose it.
I won't leave.
I will not go.
Until I get you married again, I will not move from here.
Nobody can even touch me.
I feel like having coffee. Do you want some?
No? Fine. I will make it only for me.
Why are they not opening the door?
-Are they here? -Sir, he says they are inside.
Give that to me.
What is this?
-Okay, sir. -Is it okay now?
-Check now. -Okay.
Mr. and Mrs. Vasu...
Open the door.
If you don't open now, we will have to break it open.
Sir, I know, they are inside.
-They are inside? -Yes, sir.
-Why aren't they opening then? -Announce it again, sir.
Mr. and Mrs. Vasu...
We know you are inside.
If you don't open now, we will have to break it open.
Mr. and Mrs. Vasu. We are here to just check.
Have you brought the hammer?
-Yes, sir. -Break it open.
-Break it. -Please hold this a little, sir.
Mr. Vasu, we have information that you have a Covid patient at home.
We have to test everyone at home.
Mr. Vasu, we have tested all three of you and took the lab samples.
Both of you are okay but the old man here,
his temperature is high and he is coughing.
We will admit him to the hospital and quarantine him
till we get his report.
Sure, sir. Please take him.
As a responsible citizen, it's our duty to cooperate with you. Right, sir?
We must listen as you say.
Please take him and keep him for as long as you want to.
We have no problem.
Useless fellow! What are you saying?
Will you send me to a hospital? Why? For a cough?
-Tell them that. -Sir...
You don't worry. We will quarantine you only until we get the report.
-We will take care of you. -Nothing is wrong with me, doctor!
It's just a cough. Strong coffee and spicy food will fix it.
I do it always. I keep coughing often.
Hey. Put a mask on him and take him away.
Leave me... Let me go!
Hey Vasu. Why do you simply watch?
Tell them I am not sick.
I will not leave till you are married again.
-Come, sir. -Mr. Vasu, we are sealing down the house.
The two of you can't go out for any reason.
And I have a suggestion.
Until you get the report, please stay away from each other.
-Okay? Thank you. -Yes, sir.
But friends...
With the way Corona is spreading...
through the world...
Health experts and governments...
have become more alert.
What are you doing?
-Doctor told us to maintain distance. -I don't care. I just want you with me.
-I don't need anything else. -It's a quarantine rule!
All right.
How do we stop the losses?
-Thanks! -Why?
For trusting me.
I felt it, I said it.
Well...
Now it's good.
I will never fight with you again, I promise.
Neither me!
Friends, keeping everything in mind,
we have decided...
that the lock-down in India...
will go on until 3rd May,
and will have to be extended.
-Lock down again? -Let it be...
Let us have fun!
Nobody shall come between us.
Who will come? Who the hell would dare?
-Promise? -God promise.
...will have to be extended.
-It's back again! -What?
Spider!
-I will do something. -Take this.
Give it to me!
Stay back, stay back!
-There, there... -Here, here...
-Give me something. -What should I give?
-Something long. -What is long in our house?
-Give me at least the broom. -Okay, okay.
-Hit it... -I can't...
What else can you do?
Don't yell at me! Can't do it himself and shouts at others!
You took so long to catch a spider?
I would have killed it many days back.
This isn't a normal spider. It is like your mom.
Now don't talk about my mom.
Tell me if you can't. I will call someone else.
-Who will you call? -I'll call my dad!
I am unable to kill it, but your father can?
My father is taller than you!
Ask me if I won't divorce you after lock-down ends!
I am waiting for it!
-Keep a pen ready to sign the papers. -I had it.
-Not had... Keep one now. -That's what I said.
-Okay. -All right.
-I will see to it. -See it.
-Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah.
-Shiva Shiva -Rama Rama!
-I can't. -I can't live in this congestion anymore!
Issued in public interest It's home arrest from now
An uninvited trouble Who's behind it?
Can't see the way ahead Confusion every moment
Sorry for the interruption Is this all life is?
Wear a nice top Sit without a pant
Sitting in front of your computer Without having a bath
Being on a con-call Keeping your camera on
When your husband enters In his inner-wear, scratching his ass
I got tired of sleeping And went back to sleep again
Watched the same old movies Again and again
Banged on the vessels Lit up those candles
With nothing to do I went back to sleep again
Forget all that This is all too common
How much longer is this new normal?
Issued in public interest Home arrest to start from now
An uninvited guest Who is the reason behind it?
Can't see the way ahead Confusion every second
Sorry for the interruption But is this all life is?
Is this all life is?